Justin Bieber seems to have impregnated a lot of girls


“Pregnant because of Jerry” was trending Monday morning as Justin Bieber’s followers tweeted the phrase over and over. Who’s Jerry? Um … aw man, ick:

Wait.. Wait. Wait. Wait. WAIT. … Jerry is Justin Bieber's penis?

— ♡ emily ♡ (@_tonyturtle) May 7, 2012

Pregnant Because Of Jerry – this is disgusting, you are not pregnant, Justin Bieber will never love you and stop naming celebrities genitals

— bryony (@bryamberfox) May 7, 2012

Yes, “Jerry” is the name Justin’s fans have given to his junk. And apparently, Jerry gets around:

Me: "Mom, Dad, I'm pregnant because of Jerry…" Parents: "WHAT? WHO IS THIS 'JERRY'?!" Justin: http://t.co/yxeSN2RZ

— ♔ (@DaBieberDesire) May 7, 2012

Pregnant because of Jerry. #lmfao TEEN MOM 4LIFE.

— hannah (@HannahKinsella_) May 7, 2012

Me : I'm pregnant because of jerry mom | Mom : WHAATTT? who's jerry? | Me : jerry is bieberconda | Mom : What is bieberconda ? | Me : SWAG

— jdb (@iStayforBiebss) May 7, 2012

Sexy Bieber and i will to have a baby, Pregnant Because Of Jerry, bueno, tendremos un bebé precioso.

— once (@Stratf0rdluv) May 7, 2012

Pregnant Because Of Jerry,,,,,, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG BIEBER #LOL

— Rere Napoleon (@NapoleonRere) May 7, 2012

Pregnant Because of Jerry. It is a boy and we will call him Jason Born 😉

— Mary ♛ (@Marza97) May 7, 2012

Congrats to the soon-to-be baby daddy and his legion of teen moms!

Some male fans appeared a bit confused about the birds and the bees.

Pregnant because of Jerry? Boy Beliebers don't have wombs.

— gladwin (@uniccrn) May 7, 2012

Says you:

DUDE YOURE A BOY HOW COULD YOU BE PREGGO? Lol. RT @PandAlbao: pregnant because of jerry..

— myka (@stratfordpride) May 7, 2012



We’ll leave you with a question many of us would like to have answered:

Can I sue twitter for forcing me to know about Justin Bieber and his Jerry? Seriously, deep depressive, psychological damage…

— Patrick Ness (@Patrick_Ness) May 7, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/07/justin-bieber-seems-to-have-impregnated-a-lot-of-girls/

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