Jim Carrey might have kicked off the week with his attention-grabbing “Cold Dead Hand” music video, but by Friday the precious flower was threatening to sue “Fux News” for slander. Of course, Carrey’s entire video was essentially an attempt to slander the late Charlton Heston, which each chorus kicking off with the line, “Charlton Heston movies are no longer in demand.”
Heston can no longer defend himself, obviously, so there’s something beautifully poetic in the week ending with a Charlton Heston movie very much in demand. It’s Easter weekend, so TV viewers across the nation settled down on the couch to enjoy that beloved holiday classic, “Dumb and Dumber.” No, it was that other holiday classic.
Hey @jimcarrey , Charleton Heston is on TV. Guess what; He’s Moses! Must still be in demand, 45 years later!
— Gary Campbell (@souperfan2012) March 31, 2013
@jimcarrey , the Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston is on ABC.You watching? You may learn something from a “real actor”
— Big B (@RYCHE29) March 31, 2013
Watching “Ten Commandments” with Charlton Heston. Such a classic film…Wish we had more like it.
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) March 31, 2013
Watching the Charleton Heston version of The Ten Commandments just to spite @jimcarrey… Oh, and because it is a great portrayal of Moses.
— Joe Rose (@BrosephRoseph) March 31, 2013
Watching Charlton Heston play the part of Moses in “The Ten Commandments” highlights the fact that @jimcarrey is a pusillanimous crap weasel
— Ban The Left (@mrgeology) March 31, 2013
Hey @jimcarrey want to see a REAL Actor? The Ten Commandments is on. Charlton Heston will live on in our hearts long after you’re forgotten
— Mushupug (@mushupug2) March 31, 2013
Don’t look now @jimcarrey, but Charlton Heston is on. #ABC #10Commandments
— Rschrim (@Rschrim) March 30, 2013
@jimcarrey Hurry jim, 10 commandments on abc, acting class open, Heston says you can sit on front row, do it now before your next flop.
— FunnyUSA (@GeorgeKarahalio) March 31, 2013
@jimcarrey I’m watching The Ten Commandments, because Charlton Heston makes epic movies, you just make movies I wish I could un-see.
— Laura1013 (@Laura1013) March 31, 2013
Every Easter, Chuck Heston in The Ten Commandments is on TV. When The Mask is on every Halloween, then Jim Carrey can talk.
— Jules of Denial (@Coolish_Breeze) March 31, 2013
@jimcarrey “The Ten Commandments” w/Charlton Heston is on ABC! Oh, wait you’re prob watchin the mask thinkin what could’ve been @greggutfeld
— Christopher Clark (@todays_texan) March 31, 2013
@jimcarrey You know your career is over when you have to attack a legend..You are a fool. Heston was a great man, you’ll never come close.
— Oasis (@Oasis00000) March 30, 2013
Despite Carrey’s feeble attempt to link gun ownership to “shooting blanks” and impotence, it doesn’t appear that Moses had anything to worry about in that department.
That Charlton Heston was a dashing man in his day #tencommandments
— kaminski (@kms1618) March 31, 2013
The Ten Commandments: because even a biblical Charleton Heston needs to be shirtless as much as possible.
— Isaac C (@horifiedsurvivr) March 30, 2013
I forget just how ripped Charleton Heston was back in the day. No wonder Jim Carrey hates him. #TheTenCommandments
— Wonderlander (@wonderlandr) March 31, 2013
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— Paul Revereless (@yewkalaylee) March 31, 2013
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