Adrianne Curry: At least Roseanne isn’t a ‘giant douche’ or ‘turd sandwich’

http://twitter.com/#!/AdrianneCurry/status/235406010150420481

Model, reality television star and failed biblical scholar Adrianne Curry doesn’t seem to like her 2012 presidential options very much. In fact, she’s struggling to come to terms with a “South Park” scenario: “giant douche” or “turd sandwich.”

We already know how Curry feels about right-wing Christians, but today she shared her thoughts on President Obama.

@HunterVanguard my beef w/obama is that while I like him, he is just the democrats speaker as romney is the repubs

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) August 14, 2012

Fortunately the aspiring armchair pundit has discovered a third option — the brilliant political mind behind her favorite sitcom, Roseanne Barr.

Watching the roast of @therealroseanne. Gilbert&Roseanne fucking owned that show. God, I love that woman! #idol #bestsitcomever

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) August 14, 2012

This morning Curry’s Twitter handle was included in a tweet about medical marijuana sent by one of Roseanne’s followers. Roseanne’s incoherent, unbalanced responses also included Curry’s handle and seem to have won another vote for the Peace and Freedom Party ticket. Here’s a selection of those tweets:

@Leesworld561 @nkeegan @AdrianneCurry its illegal becuz it COMBATS MIND CONTROL

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) August 14, 2012

@nkeegan @Leesworld561 @AdrianneCurry but u r pro racism classism &self righteous obedience 2 power. worst addictions on earth. #moron

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) August 14, 2012

@nkeegan @Leesworld561 @AdrianneCurry we can all be cause by ceasing to parrot mind control constructs. we can resist bullshit-let's do it

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) August 14, 2012

@nkeegan @Leesworld561 @AdrianneCurry @TheRealRoseanne laws can b changed& are being changed-i want a law against ignorant parroting of BS

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) August 14, 2012

@nkeegan @Leesworld561 @AdrianneCurry yoga fucking blows

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) August 14, 2012

So there you have it — if it’s a choice between a turd sandwich, a giant douche and a pro-pot, anti-“mind control constructs” candidate who’s fiercely opposed to yoga, Curry is all about putting a cuckoo in chief in the Oval Office.

@Nerfstick I agree…but I feel roseanne would be the only honest politician…ever 😛

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) August 14, 2012

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