Jason Biggs tweeting creepiness at Elvis Costello

http://twitter.com/#!/JasonBiggs/status/302230862248939520

If Elvis Costello is reading this, he might want to consider taking out a restraining order, because Jason Biggs is tweeting some seriously creepy stuff at him. Apparently, Costello is sitting near Biggs on an airplane. Biggs, of course, took this as a good excuse to … ahem … be himself.

I know a famous musician is sitting next to me (a fan approached him) but I don’t know who he is. Gonna try to take a pic and u let me know

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 14, 2013

Could be Elvis Costello holy shit

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 14, 2013

Holy fuck it is Elvis Costello he just made a call n said ‘hey it’s Elvis’. Fucking rad. I wonder if he’s a fan of teen movies from the 90’s

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 14, 2013

Okay, cool. We’d think it was neat if we were sitting next to Elvis Costello too. But then things went off the rails.

My goal is to have him declare, at some point b4 the flight is over, that I am his “funny valentine.” #NailedIt #ElvisCostello #SeatMate

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 14, 2013

He wasn’t wearing his glasses. Only guy I know who takes his glasses OFF to be incognito.

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 14, 2013

Elvis Costello update: We haven’t spoken yet. But we BOTH ordered the salmon! So I know we’re gonna be best buds soon. #MyFunnyValentine

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 14, 2013

He just ordered the ice cream he just ordered the ice cream holy shit Elvis Costello likes ice cream I wish I was ice cream

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 15, 2013

He watching an old black and white movie on his DVD player. God, that’s so Elvis! Classic elvis. #BestBuds

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 15, 2013

He started to doze off (must be a boring movie LOL) but woke up before I could snap a shot 🙁 #ElvisCostello #SeatMate #BestBuds

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 15, 2013

I’m not really gonna take a picture of him you guys! I have way too much respect for my friend and Valentine Elvis Costello. #SeatMates4EVA

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 15, 2013

I mean, you can literally see in his face how hard he is resisting the urge to talk to me. Don’t be nervous, Elvis Costello! #BestBuds

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 15, 2013

Maybe he’s on Twitter. That would make him nervous right about now.

He dropped his water bottle below my seat n we both went to pick it up at the same time and our hands touched you jealous much?? #BestBuds

— Jason Biggs (@JasonBiggs) February 15, 2013

If any of the flight attendants are reading this, please do not give Mr. Biggs any (more) alcohol.

Ugh, twitter tells me Jason Biggs is sitting next to Elvis Costello on a plane and tweeting his (EC’s) every move. I find this V/ douchey

— Sam Dunn (@sammydunn) February 15, 2013

RT @yogfest: I wonder if Elvis Costello knows that Jason Biggs is tweeting about him < I hope so cos it feels VERY creepy.

— Sam Dunn (@sammydunn) February 15, 2013

@jasonbiggs I’d love to be the booking agent for an airline. “Yeah, let’s put Jason Biggs next to Elvis Costello. Just ’cause.”

— Brandi (@Brandalea) February 14, 2013

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