During last night’s episode of “America’s Got Talent,” judge Howard Stern offered some advice to a ventriloquist act. He told the wannabe-talent to jazz up his act with some funnies.
Howard Stern tells "America's Got Talent" guy to step up his dog act: "I mean Mitt Romney tied the dog to the roof of his car." #seamus
— jennifer bendery (@jbendery) July 3, 2012
Hardy har har! Yuk, yuk, yuk! Wow, so hilarious, Howard.
Howard Stern bashing Mitt Romney out of nowhere on live TV >>>>>>
— Matt (@MattTB12) July 3, 2012
Not out of nowhere, really. Evidently, it was to endear himself to super smart people like the following.
Howard Stern just dissed Mitt Romney on Americas Got Talent. Love, love, love it!!!
— Deb Vermaas (@debv219) July 3, 2012
It will be a travesty if @HowardStern walks back the Mitt Romney diss.
— The Book Viking (@thebookviking) July 3, 2012
Except, besides not being funny at all, it wasn’t much of a diss. These Twitter users make that clear and school Mr. Stern.
Dear Howard Stern, Mitt Romney may have tied a dog to the roof of his car, but Obama ate a dog. #AGT
— Zach Hamm (@sHAMM_wow9) July 3, 2012
— Isaiah McGee (@isaiahmcgee) July 3, 2012
— David Molinarolo (@RAZRMAXX) July 3, 2012
AGT: Howard Stern just told the Dog Ventriloquist guy to go after Romney for laughs. Hey, Obama ate the dog, fool! #tcot
— Martha (@marthad1) July 3, 2012
Watching AmericasGot Talent. Howard stern cracked about Romney strapping dog to roof. Didn't Obama eat a Poodle Panini.
— Darin Lee (@DReaganite) July 3, 2012
— Tom N (@tomntmj) July 3, 2012
Dude. Obama ate a dog. Then bragged about it in a book, allegedly written as an adult.
Perhaps Mr. Stern should heed his own advice about learning how to be funny. He can start by reading the best of #ObamaDogRecipes.