None of the words from the following speech are ours. They are entirely from Former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani and his speech. We were so moved by it and got such a good laugh at the end that we felt we had to share it with those of you that missed it.
Bill Clinton was the champion at never taking a position, the ultimate waffler. Giuliani pins Obama down for the same tactics and shows his muster.
“Senator McCain was the candidate most associated with the Surge and it was unpopular.
What do you think most most other politicians would have done in McCain’s position? They would have acted in their own self-interest; they would have changed their position, in order to win an election.
How many times have we seen Barrack Obama do this?
Obama promised to take public financing for his campaign until he broke his promise.
Obama was against wire-tapping before he voted for it.
When speaking to a pro-Israeli group, Obama favored an undivided Jerusalem… Well, he favored an undivided Jerusalem for one day, until he changed his mind.
Well, I will tell ya, if I were Joe Biden, I would want to get that VP thing in writing.”
W e had one error in last night’s picks. The baton twirler, Jonathan Berkin, got through over Matthew Piazzi. We were real close on those two having them both ranked at 7/10, but decided that impersonations were more likely to make an hour long Vegas act than baton twirling. We also think Jonathan needs to dress up his act. Not the batons, etc. Himself. He needs some pizzazz! But he got voted through.
So once again, we had four out of five.
Winners from Last Night:
1. Jonathan Berkin
2. Sarah Lenore
3. Joseph Hall
4. Taubl Family
Now for tonight’s performers:
1. The Dallas Desperados Dancers (5/10)
Just cheerleaders. Buzz by Piers. Then Sharon. Of course Hasselhoff wouldn’t buzz young women in skimpy outfits, but he should have. Lame choreography, bad even for an average high school cheerleader team.
2. Bryan Cheatham (5/10)
Chippendale that thinks he can sing. Super Corny Intro. Sang “You Are My Everything”. Kind of flat in parts. Buzz 1 Piers. Not good. Back to the Jock Strap tips for this guy. Sharon says, “Cut the crap.” To get voted on, he would have to cheat ’em.
3. Flambeaux (5/10)
Fire Eater. Starts off cool. Then drags a bit and gets a buzz by Sharon, then Piers.
Audience booing. Overall, pretty dumb. Three buzzes.
4. Kaitlyn Maher (6/10)
4 year old mostly Child Sympathy Act. “I feel wike a big pwincess”. Sang “What a Wonderful World”. Off key, but majorly cute. So, if you vote for singing and karaoke, she is a 2, if you vote cute, she is a an 8. Audience goes nuts. Judges play up to her pathetically. Even Jerry takes advantage of the schmoozing.
5. Dorae Saunders (3/10)
Cheap Lip Sync Act Female Impersonator trying to look like Tina Turner. More proof that this is just a freak show by bringing on the third transvestite or transexual act in the top 40! We don’t think Kaitlyn was a transvestite, but you never know at her age. So it could be four! He does Disco Inferno. Piers buzzed early, the others didn’t buzz at all. They all should have. Pathetic lip sync. Sharon says she loves her. Oh brother. “Only in America can a transsexual play it live to 20 million people and pull it off”, exclaimed Hasselhoff. Well, David, we are not sure what she was pulling off, but it wasn’t this act. But we are certain she (it) can perform for you and pull it off.
6. Donald Braswell (7/10)
Big Sob Story after getting to come back as the Wild Card. America supposedly picked him, so let’s hear it. “To Dream The Impossible Dream”. Strong voice, good fake tan, we would not pay for him, but he was good and on key. Standing O. But Sharon hit it. The shows like Lawrence Welk aren’t on anymore and they are likely the only forum where Donald would be relevant. We have a job for him, he would make a great puppet for Terry Fator!!
7. Indiggo Twins (4/10)
Cute gals, that do a kinky dance act and sing. Hasselhoff says they are like vampires. We will see if they suck. Buzz right away by Piers. What else is new. Audience is booing within seconds. We know Hasselhoff will never buzz gals in skimpy outfits no matter how bad they are. But Hasselhoff was right about the vampire thing, they suck.
8. Tapping Dads (7/10)
Finally, these guys will get to do their act. They have hidden this act for weeks. Piers does not like them. Starts good. Nice sync. Good choreography. Buzz by Piers. But the audience disagrees and loves them. If the cameras would stay on the act, we could better judge them, but we liked them. Fun stuff. Piers is an idiot. Sharon saw it and tried to throttle him.
9. Eli Mattson (9/10)
Piano Player singer. Gets a one point deduction automatically for belonging on American Idol if he is indeed any good. Has a style similar to Marc Kohn. In fact, Eli did one of Marc’s songs last week. His Piano is good, his voice on key, and he has it all. Right on point. Guy is great. He would have a shot on Idol. Standing O.
Eli’s Version of Walking on Memphis.
10. Nuttin But Stringz (8/10)
Two guys that play the violin. Starts off good. Fun stuff. Building violin play, kind of intense, kind of corny. Piers says they are the favorite act in the competition. They are quite good, although a very odd act.
OK, the picks for us are pretty easy. The talent was totally evident. 1. Eli Mattson
2. Nuttin But Stringz
3. Tapping Dads
4. Donald Braswell
5. Kaitlyn Maher
We don’t need to play the child sympathy game this week, because the child sympathy act actually made it in by a hair into our top 5 because the bottom five acts were so horrible. But she will be out next week.
Eli has greatness built into his voice. Get him on Idol!!
How pathetic can these liberal news outlets get? They print total diatribe with no backing or evidence of their claims, or use other liberal outlets as their evidence.
Worse, they make irrational claims against Sarah Palin as though they had anything to do with her personally or her ability to act as Vice President. A DUI charge as a college student?? The charge was NOT against her mind you, but her husband. OK, here is how their logic works.
20 years ago, Palin should have never gotten married being prescient enough to know her husband would have a DUI, and she would 20 years hence be nominated as a VP Candidate. After all Billy Clinton didn’t inhale, right??!! And he only accepted oral sex from Monica, so he couldn’t have gotten her pregnant. And all he did was lie to the Justice Department, while he was the freakin’ President!!
Can these reporters on the Associated Press and CNN be any bigger imbeciles? You would think Sarah had the DUI last week and was herself pregnant with her father’s child!
And a pregnant daughter is reason for such ridiculous statements. Is Sarah a condom? Should she have endorsed abortion for her daughter as the liberal CNN Democrats espouse. We are sure they would love that decision.
One of CNN’s reporters, Jack Cafferty, makes this negative one-sided liberal useless tirade against Palin. The twisted pig logic Cafferty uses by saying her husband was once the member of a group where “SOME MEMBERS” believe in secession from the union. That is like saying you belong to a fishing club and some people in the group believe in abortion, so that makes Sarah Palin a supporter of abortion! It is all twisted nonsense only a liberal idiot like Cafferty could construe.
Then Jack Cafferty claims to be a liberal while making rude comments about Palin’s pregnant daughter. We believe Cafferty a chauvinist pig that does not believe in the rights of women to their bodies or to make their own decisions regarding conception. In fact, we believe Cafferty and CNN believe Bristol should have called him personally for advice before she conceived!
As with most liberals, they are liberal only when it is convenient for them. Roe vs. Wade only applies to liberal women, no other women have rights. Find one women printing this bulls**t on CNN. Give us one. Just men judging women!! That was liberal of you CNN. Maybe you should change from C-N-N to P-I-G?
T he show begins with the weakest talent on this or any other show, Jerry Springer. Quite honestly, he is a major detriment to this show. Where is Ryan Seacrest when you need him?
They break to a ton of performers saying it is their dream to win, I’ve come so far, blah blah blah.
What strikes us overall as this show progresses is that the judges continually pass through acts that do not belong on the show, just to bash or buzz them later. How could they have been so stupid to let through some of these acts in the first place? And then later criticize the talent they strapped us with because they were too soft or lazy to knock them off in the first place? Was talent really sparse in the entire United States this year or is this show getting incredibly lazy?
We got to *TGFFF as Jerry and the Judges try to make themselves look important.
The acts from last week that get to go on were a total joke. The audience got suckered into every bad sympathy act there is and skipped some real talent in the process. We are suggesting they change the name of the show to “America’s Got Pity” with this set of selections. But honestly, we have come to anticipate an audience that votes for sympathy acts, and this is very close to what we thought the audience would vote for…but it wasn’t who deserved to win.
1. Paul Salos (America falls for the Elderly Sympathy Act)
2. Wright Kids (Child Sympathy minimal talent act)
3. Daniel Jens (Iraq Sympathy no talent act)
4. Queen Emily
Our only error in what we suggested that an audience vulnerable to sympathy acts would vote for was “Slippery Kittens”. We honestly thought they would pick at least some talent in between the silly sympathy plays, but the audience even picked Daniel Jens again, showing how pathetically vulnerable America is to pity.
Daniel has no talent. He does not belong here. How the audience could vote for him and actually think he had a prayer of playing in Vegas is beyond us, but sympathy works. America loves charity, so make sure you sell some candy bars at your local supermarket for $5.00 each. You can make more pretending you are pathetic in need of money than performing any viable untrained job. A proven fact is the fake homeless in Boston make more money than experienced workers at McDonald’s.
But if such a sympathy act got through to Vegas, they would not survive two weeks. Vegas and paying customers have no sympathy.
Someone has to realize America voted for a man that forgot his words in a simple song, then sang lame karaoke on his next performance. We are thinking it was a set-up by America’s Got Talent to continue to play the Iraq sympathy act. They realize their talent sucks overall this year. So, to keep people watching, they have to play the heartstrings.
The audience proved that they aren’t completely inept in their voting. They voted in every mediocre talent sympathy act possible. Daniel Jens stunk. The Wright Kids were child karaoke!! Paul Salos does not even compare in talent to the Slippery Kittens gals. Paul is quite a joke and sounds nothing like Sinatra. Good for a wedding act, but Vegas??? Are you serious? But they did vote through the real talent from last week. Zoo-perstars!!
Last week, the show redeemed itself with some real talent and then America voted out most of that talent this week. If it wasn’t for the fact the Zoo-Perstars survived, we would believe Piers had one hell of a fast speed dialer to make sure the junk rose to the top. Every sympathy act won regardless of how horrible they were and some real talent got sent home.
So what pain did we endure in this next 10 of the final 40 in America? Think about that, these are among the top 40 acts of of well over 300 million Americans. It is the best this show could do.
Act 1: Texas State Slutters err Strutters (2/10)
More bad camera action, having no clue where to place the camera. All over the place. My father used to do better with home videos and an 8 mm black and white.
Just like in their first performance, they looked like basic cheerleaders. Three buzzes this time. Took the judges one performance more to figure out these gals belong in a strip club not on stage?
Act 2: Michael Strelo-Smith (6/10)
Fattest singer on the planet. I am not sure what McDonald’s and Dunkin’ Donuts has to do with singing but these folks can sing. But they have to be fed, so it may not be worth the compromise with world hunger what it is.
His voice is good, but he chose a tune that didn’t fit him, I am What I am by Gloria Gaynor, and garners two out of three buzzers by the end. Now, we think he was at least a good singer. To pass through a no-talent like Jens and then vote this guy out demonstrates there is something stupid going on here.
The judges sucked worse. Actually, this time Hasselhoff had the only intelligent statement. Piers and Sharon were dunces. Not because they didn’t vote for him, but because their advice was wrong, useless and had no merit. Personally, I don’t think he is worth a million, but compared to last week’s sympathy acts, he looks like a Zoo-Perstar, and wouldn’t even need the inflatable suit! Whoops.
Act 3: Bruce Block (1/10)
The trick? Cut a horse in half. Brings on a fake horse with a bunch of midgets. So instead of cutting a horse in half, he puts it back together. Box opens and there is a pony inside. Yippie Kae Yo!! Piers buzzed him, the audience was kind. The act was transparent at best. Next.
Act 4: Shequida (1/10)
U-Tranny Bolt – the fastest XXX on the planet!! And yet the judges only gave this spastic fool a single X?
Drag Queen doing Opera version of Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”. Horrible.
We have seen more transvestite talent in Provincetown taking a leak in a dirty paper cup.
Act 5: Taubl Family (6/10)
Starts off good with the boys in harmony, singing “Umbrella” by Rihanna.
As the rest of the family joined in, it was harsh. We are not sure what the instruments were for except for the intro. They held them nice. Standing O. Why? Cuz everyone else absolutely sucked.
Act 6: Jonathan Burkin (7/10)
Juggling act. Starts with some flaming batons. Does some awkward flips. Continues to dance like he should be joining the U-Tranny act cheering for a losing football team. He dances to Elton John, which seems to exemplify his sexual taste.
With all the fire, he is a tad entertaining, but we are thinking every cheerleader that has ever practiced with a baton is saying, “I could do that”.
He finishes with a double flip after throwing the baton in the air and catches it. That got the audience really going, but again, it was in comparison to crap, so we don’t know how to judge it.
He didn’t drop any of his batons. He hit every move. He looks overly gay, but hey, as Seinfeild said, “There is nothing wrong with that”. The judges thought it was, as Piers said, “incredible”. But it really wasn’t.
“You are the best baton twirler in the world!!”, said Hasselhoff.
Act 7: Sarah Lenore (9/10)
Sarah is a singer with a guitar she carries for show, but doesn’t apparently know how to play. She loses one point automatically for belonging on Idol if she has any real talent.
She sings “I’m not Ready to Make Nice” and has a great voice. Guitar is a prop, but hey, we have seen that before with better talents than her. She sounds as good as some Carrie Underwear stuff and she is absolutely hot. Great smile. Great Hair. Great look. She has it!!
If it wasn’t for the fact she belongs on Idol not here, she would get 10/10.
Act 8: Sickstep (8/10)
Basketball break dancing? Very well choreographed. Plays to the talents of each performer.
Great coordination. Fun. Loved it. Standing, jumping O!!
Act 9: Matthew Piazzi (7/10)
Matthew is an impersonator. He started with a good Schwartzeneger impersonation, followed by a pretty good Jack Nicholson. Then, a pretty poor Vince Vaughn, and a very good George Clooney.
Then he jumped into a Jerry Lee Lewis song, “Great Balls Of Fire” and lost us a bit, because it wasn’t an impersonation, or at least not a good one. It was fun, the piano was good. He tried to do impersonations while singing, but he was losing the ability to impersonate as he sang. Not sure if it was the tone or he was getting winded.
Standing O though.
Piers, “I think you blew it big time by singing and playing the piano. Great impersonations.” We think he should impersonate Piers.
Hasselhoff the only man with brains in this show. Please, it can’t be!! “I thought you did great”. We did too. Just a bit of fade on the piano. Singing impersonations are very hard.
Act 10: Joseph Hall (8/10)
The girls love him, guys don’t like him. 13 year olds screaming. That is a good sign. He used props and got the audience going.
Tons of dancers, etc. with him. But the voice wasn’t Elvis. Fun act, but if you are supposed to be an Elvis impersonator, we think you should sound like Elvis.
Jailhouse Rock. Good for next week. Standing O!
Sharon thinks he lost his “naughtiness”. Sharon says she likes them dirty and hopes he comes back dirty. LOL.
So here are our choices:
1. Sarah Lenore
3. Joseph Hall
4. Matthew Piazzi
5. Taubl Family
There are really no sympathy acts this week, so we don’t think the audience will diverge much from our selection. They are gullible to the sympathy plays, but when there aren’t any, we think they can pick the best talent.
Today it was confirmed that Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol, is pregnant and is carrying the child of an alien from the planet Neptune. This unacceptable conception could only have occurred if the girl was descended from Republican parents, and this is exacerbated by the fact that the alien is not a Christian and is in favor of the Democratic position of allowing women to murder unborn fetuses for stem cell research!
It has been determined that Bristol conceived the child while abducted and on the alien spaceship, but it is the belief of liberal extremists that her mother should have prevented the act by ensuring she was abducted along with her daughter or traveled to Neptune to purchase her own space ship to protect her daughter by acting as a contraceptive. We agree. Aliens are slimy. You should never leave your daughter alone with one.
Back to reality, we have read so much nonsense online on various blogs and forums regarding Sarah Palin since she got nominated, we are starting to think that if she were black like Obama, they would be saying she got the pigment in her skin by mating with a dry erase marker.
We are getting sick of all the nonsense. What is it about liberals that they have to create so much total idiotic nonsense and innuendo about a person? This is especially true, when most of what we are seeing is written by men accusing a WOMAN of irresponsibility with respect not even to her own body but that of another woman. What would a man know about a woman’s rights to her body? And aren’t liberal men supposedly in favor of a woman having exclusive rights to her body? Apparently not if she is Republican.
One argument we were presented with today was that Palin is an extremist and an evangelical Christian. This man actually stated that it was “hypocritical” of Sarah Palin to have “allowed” her daughter to get pregnant!! Not only didn’t he understand her religious background, he was totally ignorant of women in general and the process of conception. Last we checked, sperm and ova do not check with the grandmother first.
The ignorance is astounding, but what is even more astounding is the length to which these liberal extremists will go. We are seeing claims that are downright idiotic. One claim on the Television Without Pity Forum implied that Sarah Palin should have googled a medical opinion, and disagreed with her own pediatrician’s advice. When another contributor called them on their nonsense, the forum actually suspended the user for defending women’s rights!!
Now, don’t these individuals and liberal outlets understand that if any of what they are trying to claim is true, it would have been revealed already by a number of Republicans in Alaska that were exposed by Palin for illegitimate dealings in the first place? I don’t think they love the fact she kicked their Republican butts!!
Let’s think about the rumors and accusations so far:
1. Palin’s latest daughter is actually the child of her eldest daughter. To believe such stupidity, you would have to believe every doctor and every person they know in the world lied on their behalf. And of course, you have to start getting into the “We didn’t really land on the moon” or “The Holocaust never occurred” mentality, because you are one step away from total stupidity and prejudice.
2. That a photograph of Sarah Palin’s daughter at the proper angle was exclusive and conclusive evidence that her daughter Bristol had been pregnant rather than just having exited an all you can eat buffet.
3. That all the pictures of Sarah Palin pregnant were fabricated. She was carrying a pillow for months apparently.
4. Palin was already pregnant when she got married two decades ago. And what that has to do with this rumor we have no idea.
5. One woman claims to share a doctor with Sarah Palin. She says she thinks the baby is hers because she doesn’t believe their doctor would lie on behalf of Sarah Palin because everyone in town knows that Sarah Palin is insane.
OK, we have had about enough. This is getting so stupid and if the liberal camp, other than the only sane person in it, the Democratic Presidential candidate, does not realize how damaging it can get for the Democratic party falsifying rumors against a woman and her child, we have to believe that McCain will be elected, because Obama will be obliterated due to his association with total imbeciles.
Senator John McCain has a plan for healthcare that is out of touch with reality because it totally ignores the cost of healthcare, and it does not take into consideration cost of living differences.
McCain’s plan is to offer a $5000 refundable tax credit (what a rebate?) to families to help pay for healthcare. That sounds pretty good until you hear he is including the elimination of the exemption of employer-provided healthcare from income taxes.
Most plans that cover a family cost well in excess of $1000 a month in the US, and sometimes much more in areas that have a higher cost of living. So, if on average, one pays $15000 for healthcare a year and gets a $5000 credit, it would only be marginally different from getting the tax deduction in the first place. Anyone that pays more due to the cost of living would actually pay more taxes because their medical benefit would be taxed as income! This is inherently unfair and could push people towards the Obama camp, especially those in areas with a higher cost of living.
Even some groups that favor better health coverage for their union members are backing away from McCain. The United Mine Workers of America, for example, have endorsed the Democratic ticket specifically for this reason. “Mr. McCain’s plan would impose a tax on health care benefits that have been negotiated into employees’ contracts” said Cecil Roberts, union president.
A more fair plan, if McCain wishes to support commercial health care, is to require an increase in the taxes on profits from those companies providing healthcare. While many people believe that healthcare cost increases have hurt Americans, few have any idea how much they have benefited the US Healthcare Insurance companies such as Unitedhealth Group, Inc. the largest insurer in the US. Unitedhealth Group’s sales have steadily increased while their cost of revenue has dropped. It is good to know someone is benefiting from the high cost of health care, but not if our individual costs for that health care are to be taxed!
“I haven’t met her before, she seems like a compelling person. The fact that you’ve got a woman as the nominee, vice presidential nominee of one of the major parties, is one more hit against that glass ceiling,” Mr. Obama said.
Barack Obama does not seem to consider such a comment congratulating a woman for hitting up against their “glass ceiling” sexist. But perhaps he should consider that a black man has never been president, and he has his own glass barrier to break through. Implying that women face any greater a barrier seems to demonstrate a sexist bias towards women and possibly the reason Obama steered clear of Hillary Clinton when choosing his running mate. Perhaps two glass ceilings were one too many?
Geraldine Ferraro, the 1984 Democratic Vice Presidential candidate in the NYT story, terms Obama “terribly sexist.” And, as a result, she says she may not be able to cast her ballot for him. Ferraro went overboard here and we realize that. Obama could have steered clear of Hillary for a number of reasons, like not wanting a name bigger than life on the ticket alongside him or perhaps the vicious battle in the Democratic primary between the two. But when Democrats attack Republicans as sexist for choosing a woman as a Vice Presidental candidate, we cry foul.
Adam Serwer, an Obama supporter, but ultimately a nobody, took reverse sexism to a peak. Adam spoke out.
“Palin’s addition to the ticket takes Republican faux-feminism to a whole new level.” As Adam Serwer pointed out on TAPPED, “this is in fact a condescending move by the GOP. It plays to the assumption that disaffected Hillary Clinton supporters did not care about her politics — only her gender. In picking Palin, Republicans are lending credence to the sexist assumption that women voters are too stupid to investigate or care about the issues, and merely want to vote for someone who looks like them. As Serwer noted, it’s akin to choosing Alan Keyes in an attempt to compete with Obama for votes from black Americans.”
No Mr. Serwer, we believe it is people like you that clearly demonstrate your sexism and clear misunderstanding of what is intelligent. Are you saying that anyone that selects a woman as a candidate is condescending towards women unless that person is a Democrat? Women are being played for stupid, according to Mr. Serwer, because of course a woman should not have been selected, and women would be too smart to think a woman deserved to take office if not selected by Obama?
Serwer took the selection of a woman by the Republicans and made it all about gender in his attack, and it was shameful. According to his own writings Mr. Serwer is sexist and racist as well. He appears to think that any selection of a black man would be racist if not selected by a Democrat, and blacks would be therefore stupid to assume any black man should assume office if he were not a Democrat. Serwer has resorted to the sewer of commentary.
We are hoping that Mr. Serwer is not a sexist or a racist and suggest he resort to proof-reading his articles before he prints them. They insult both women and black men that do not agree with his politics.
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