This week looked like it would be difficult to call. Many of what we considered the best talents were on this first night, and we thought for sure it would be a tough competition. But at the end of it all, the calls were easy to make except for one horrific and poorly done play by the judges. Let’s begin. Here are the performers and our opinions of each one’s performance. We were, for the most part, in tune with the judges, but they did totally screw up a couple of times and we will let you know when those special cases occurred.
1. Jackie Tohn – Jackie chose to do an Elvis Presley song, “A Little Less Conversation”. The song is a classic rock tune and was performed before on the show by Daughtry, ironically, the week he was eliminated despite being the best talent that year hands down. Many said it was Daughtry’s lack of enthusiasm in that performance, but Jackie had the enthusiasm. Her outfit though?? Let’s just say, Jackie, you don’t have the body for that. The tight pants require some more thick to pull off and made the rock moves that were intended to be sexy just look spastic.
That said, the judges were idiotic on their first task. Jackie nailed the song front to back. She was on key the entire song, not a missed or pitchy note. The raspy voice was in character. She wasn’t our best of the night, but she was great and the judges were harsh. Our advice, give up the tights.
2. Ricky Braddy – Ricky has a goofy personality that just doesn’t come across as a star, but out of that rings this powerful voice. That said, stage personality is an easy thing to tweak. If you haven’t got the voice, you can’t do much for it, but we think Ricky does have the voice. He sang “A Song For You” by Leon Russell. Every note was on key, the voice strong, but the personality made it totally forgettable. We are not sure what tweaks can be done to bring Ricky to the front of the line, but someone should do it. His voice is worth it.
3. Alexis Grace – Alexis is a young mom that is better than she looks. Her hair cut is awful, and her outfit was overdone from the “trying to be sexy” perspective, but Alexis took her song and performed the set with star quality. She sang “Never Loved A Man” by Aretha Franklin. Singing an Aretha song can be daunting, but Alexis graced it. She is our number one woman of the night beating out Jackie Tohn for a top three selection. The 3 on our phone was worn out from voting for her so many times.
4. Brent Keith – Brent performed like a true country star. Problem is, country is fun, but doesn’t put you in the league of the top performers, so it didn’t make him stand out. Country is where Carrie Underwood has found her niche, but she won Idol with range and diversity. Brent is doing what he wants to do as a performer, but the song, “Hicktown”, while catchy and fun, didn’t make him stand out.
5. Stevie Wright – Stevie is a very young 17. She has a fresh and bright look and a warm personality. It has had us rooting for her. But it is sad to say, we think she may not survive this week. “You Belong With Me” by Taylor Swift was not the song to choose here. It is a song intended for teeny-boppers, and not for America as a whole. Stevie shocked us by not hitting a single note. It was painful to watch. Not only did she choose a horrible song by a mediocre artist, she sang it terribly. It just wasn’t wright Stevie.
6. Anoop Desai – OK, goofy is kind for this guy. He is so hard to take seriously, but he can sing. “Angel of Mine” by Monica was not his tune. He has nailed several performances we have seen in past weeks, but this was mediocre and will keep him from getting the top three pass to the next round.
7. Casey Carlson – There is only one thing that could save Stevie Wright in this show, and it is other performers having even worse performances. We didn’t think it possible, but when Casey blurted out “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic” by the Police, she proved us totally wrong. There is bad, and there is worse. This was worse. None of it was on key, every note had a “Sting” to it. Nothing she did was magic, but if looks alone could win, Casey would take the crown.
8. Michael Sarver – Michael cannot win this competition. He is quite simply not good enough, but he is likable and has a good voice. He did a mediocre version of “I Don’t Want To Be” by Gavin DeGraw. It was a bad choice because if you have watched Idol the past few seasons, some really top performers have nailed this song, so it needs to be nailed ever time you hear it. It is almost a challenge to those that performed it on the show before him. And while Michael is a sweet down home boy, he doesn’t have the edge required to pull off this song.
9. Ann Marie Boskovich – OK, so lose that last name already! Ann is kind of sexy, kind of warm, kind of good. She chose a very difficult song, not because it requires incredible range or vocals, but because it is so very well known. “You Make Me Feel” is a tune that has been belted out by numerous powerful artists and Ann Marie just isn’t that powerful. She did a commendable job, but it wasn’t top ten memorable.
10. Stephen Fowler – Every time we have heard Stephen sing we have been impressed. He has a bluesy style that fits him incredibly well. And tonight, of all songs he could have chosen, he decides to go with “Rock With You” by Michael Jackson. This was like watching BB King sing an Osmonds tune. Nothing could have been fowler and it may have blown an opportunity for Stephen, but we are hopeful it won’t be the last we see him because he is so very talented in his niche.
11. Tatiana Del Toro – Tatiana was certifiably insane the last several weeks leading up to tonight. She has this nauseating laugh and crazed personality, but it may be part of the entertainment factor she brings to the stage. She decided to sing an incredibly difficult song, “I’m Saving All My Love For You” by Whitney Houston. And she sang it quite well. She clearly had her moments during this performance and deserves major kudos after others blew much simpler performances. But we miss the insanity, she was too normal tonight!
12. Danny Gokey – Danny picked a song that makes you think “uh oh” before the singer even starts. The song is not one that matches his style. It is not a fantastic song that brings out a performer. And it is the last song you would think a man would want to sing. He chose “Hero” by Mariah Carey. Big Mistake!!! We thought. We were way wrong.
He took this song and massaged it with his voice into a melody all his own. He hung up the phone on the other contestants and will be the number one performer this week, hands down. This performance demonstrates Danny has the same talent that David Cook has. He can take a song and make it something new and different. Something you want to hear again. And that is the key to fame, making them come back for more. (Check out his unofficial fansite where massive photos and videos can be found!)
Here is the list of performers in reverse order from their performance scores. 1. Casey Carlson (1/10) 2. Stevie Wright (1/10) 3. Stephen Fowler (3/10) 4. Michael Sarver (5/10) 5. Brenth Keith (6/10) 6. Anoop Desai (6/10) 7. Tatiana Del Toro (6/10) 8. Ann Marie Boskovich (6/10) 9. Ricky Braddy (7/10) 10. Jackie Kohn (8/10) 11. Alexis Grace (9/10) 12. Danny Gokey (9/10) [poll id=”58″][poll id=”59″]
UPDATE: 12 February 2009
Joanna Pacitti is out of the competition! We just visited the Idol site and Joanna Pacitti’s name wasn’t on the roll but Felicia Barton’s name was! We poked some more and found this short explanation for it: “It has been determined that Joanna Pacitti is ineligible to continue in the competition. Felicia Barton has replaced Ms. Pacitti as part of the Top 36.”
A source close to the show now tells us that Pacitti was disqualified to “avoid the appearance of impropriety.”
In the past week, tabloids had been reporting on a private relationship between Pacitti and executives of 19 Management – one of the companies which oversees “Idol.”
Just when we thought Idol couldn’t be any more interesting, this BIG news came to us! That should settle down all doubts on Idol’s credibility and issue of conflict of interest.
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UPDATE: We found ourselves going back to this post after the Idol Season 8’s over and it is interesting how the contestants change over the course of time and how idol plays to the “hype” as it got closer to Top 12 picks and the finale. Clearly, nobody saw it coming that KRIS ALLEN was going to be the next American Idol! Even FOX didn’t give him the time of day in the audition. He wasn’t highlighted and nothing about a back story. He wasn’t mentioned in any major news and his name doesn’t come up as early front-runner. So we said here as he was picked that he was “Forgettable at this point. Maybe that will change. But he is through.”
He is the most reluctant winner we have ever seen, saying live in front of millions of people, after being announced as winner that “Adam deserves this.” We think Adam should’ve won, Kris thinks Adam should’ve won. But hey, doesn’t really matter who wins right? It is coming out with a commercial album that makes hit after hit wins in the end. Idol title or not.
W hen it gets to this stage, it is difficult to eliminate people. Many are quite good and you are not sure if they got the break they needed they could get to the finals.
In general, this phase will weed out some that should stay and some that should go, but it rarely knocks out anyone that we think could be the winner or even in the top 10. Tonight was not that different, except maybe for one or two that we really thought might have a shot.
We would like to explain our title. The problem with this show is one performer that consistently forgot her words, to the point where in one performance, she wasn’t even singing the concocted babbling sound she was making. What makes her more pathetic is that she is already a recording star. We question whether a person that already has a performance history should be in the show to start with, but if they can’t even remember the words they should be sent packing. As we understand it though, this girl has connections within Idol, which makes her selection to go on to the next round even more pathetic. We will get to her later.
The show did a format change where some people had to sing on the spot in a competition against another contestant. It added a bit of spark, but at the same time to make these people remember words to a song on the spot without rehearsal time when they put through a girl that didn’t remember a single complete verse seems totally unfair.
1. Anoop Desai – The ulitimate singing geek. We have no idea how he could ever be made into a star because of his look, but man, he can sing. He is in!
2. Von Smith – Von Smith did a Stevie Wonder song in the last round and he did it well. His primary problem is he is a shouter. He seemingly cannot control his voice. He did the Stevie song well, but if he gets challenged with a song that is more low key, we think he will find himself back on the bus. But he through this week.
3. Alex Wagner Trugman – Placed into a sing-off with Cody Sheldon, Alex pulled off a mean vocal to take it away from Cody. We don’t think either is a top 10 singer, but Alex is a notch closer than Cody.
4. Adam Lambert – Adam did a Cher song last week. He sounded like a female impersonator. He has an incredible voice, but he is a guy and, call us biased, but we prefer guys to sing like guys. His voice and range got him through, but we think he has to work a bit on his sexuality to be liked enough by America to win. He is through.
5. Taylor Vaifanua – Taylor sang the roof off last week and there was no question for us. Judges agreed. She will be with us into the next phase.
6. Jasmine Murray – Short and sweet, she is talented and she is in.
7. Arianna Afsar – Great singer, great look, very possibly a top ten contender.
8. Casey Carlson – We are on the fence right now with Casey, but she is through.
9. Megan Corkrey – She is In. We never got to hear her sing anything in Hollywood!
10. Stevie Wright – Another huge favorite. She is definitely top 10 material if she plays her cards well.
11. Mishavonna Henson – Not a favorite, but she is good enough to be in this crowd.
12. Joanna Pacitti – Here is total Idol hypocrisy. This woman completely blew every set she did. She was put through only because she has inside connections on Idol. She may be better than we think, and she is practically a professional, but if the judges are going to eliminate other talents when they cannot remember their lyrics, they should not put through their favorites. It is sad she got through when others deserving and harder working did not.
13. Kendall Beard – Kendall has a great overall presentation when she sings and with her personality. She isn’t a champion, but she could pull a dark horse ride into the top 10 on those traits.
14. Jenn Korbee got into a singoff and lost to Kristen McNamara. It was close and we are not sure of this decision. Neither was Simon. Still Kristen can wale when she gets the right tune.
15. Alexis Grace wins worst haircut in the show this year. It looks like someone took a cheap pair of barber shears to her head and two cans of spray paint. But she is a top ten singer and going through.
16. Scott MacIntyre – Good vocalist, not great. He is through.
17. Lil Rounds – She is round all right. We caught Ryan Seacrest glancing at her derriere after she was put through. Lil has a great smile and carries herself perfectly. She is top ten all the way, but she better watch out for Ryan.
18. Frankie Jordan could not hit the notes strongly enough in a sing off with Jesse Lanseth. Jesse outsang her and moved on sending Frankie packing. We think this one a shame because she deserved it more than Joanna Pacitti even if Joanna turns out to be better in the long run.
19. Allison Iraheta – At 16, this girl has a future that is nearly infinite. We are not sure if she can carry the pressure to the top 10, but she is in.
20. Danny Gokey – Our favorite to take it all.
21. Ricky Braddy – In
22. Matt Giraud – Was there a doubt?
23. Ju’Not Joyner – Not a top 10, but definitely top 30.
24. Jorge Nunez – Great voice. Needs a less in how to dress, but he could get into that top 10.
25. Brent Keith – Another of the wardrobe challenged, but his singing got past his T-Shirt attire.
26. Stephen Fowler – Stephen had a battle with his lyrics last week, but his voice is so soothing and smooth, if he can get past it, he is an easy score for the top 10. Unlike Joanna Pacitti who did nothing right, Stephen just got nervous on his last performance. If he wasn’t so good though, he could have been sent packing.
27. Nick Mitchell – He is a crazy and he is funny. He is the champion of the freaks, and he plays the part to a T. He is not a strong enough singer to compete into the top 10, but he is a strong enough performer because he is such a nut it could get votes.
28. Jackie Tohn – Doesn’t that sound like a stage name to you? She has a great voice that sounds much like Janis Joplin, but proved her range last week. Top 10.
29. Tatiana Del Toro – Simon said it all. “Tatiana, just try for once not to be annoying”. She was still annoying, but she also is a winner and got through.
30. Nathaniel Marshall, who is a bit of a freak, beat out Jackie Midkiff in a sing off to move on. This one was well off the mark. Jackie outsang Nathaniel and again, he was a performer more deserving than Joanna Pacitti.
31. Jeanine Vailes – Not unanimous, but through.
32. Kai Kalama – He can definitely sing and could be a top ten performer, but there is something in his appearance that is holding him back from the top 10 for us.
33. Anne Marie Boskovich – A great singer with a nice look. Not top ten for us, but definitely deserved to get through here and did.
34. Kris Allen – Forgettable at this point. Maybe that will change. But he is through.
35. Matt Breitzke – Through on a staged sing-off.
36. Michael Sarver – Also through on a staged sing-off.
There is one thing that is persistent on American Idol. On some shows there are memorable talents, on some there are horrific jokes, but the one thing that seems totally pervasive are the completely deluded.
This week’s show was no different. Several of the performers were included in the TV production primarily to let us know how unaware people can be of how badly they sing. Now, some aren’t really all that horrible, but just aren’t good enough to be a star. We understand that. But some seem to be absolutely broken hearted that they are not chosen for Idol after absolutely horrific auditions. We know some of them must just be willing to do anything, including making total fools out of themselves, to get on television, but others seem genuinely hurt when their dreams are dashed by reality.
Dana Moreno of West Palm Beach, FL was a prime example. She screeched like a cat in the throws of death, but we give her credit for her taste in clothes. She was rather ticked after she was voted out, but she honestly had a horribly shrill voice.
Kaneswa Finne, 16, from Jacksonville, FL came in encouraged by her mother to perform. She was horrible, absolutely horrible. And she had no idea. Her mother had less of a clue and had encouraged her own daughter to make a fool of herself. What a waste of show time!!
We were on the fence about Julissa Veloz from Orlando. She had bang-itis, and was not a knock-em dead singer. She is a likely early departure in Hollywood, but made it through this week.
And then it happened again. Darin Darnell came on and sang worse than a howling dog. And he was genuinely disappointed. He wasn’t joking? How could he not be?
Then the biggest joke of the night. Naomi Sykes sang “Loving You” in a way that would make even the deaf cringe. Certainly this had to be a complete farce, and yet she broke into tears when she realized she was not to be the next Kelly Clarkson, and she needed consoling hugs, etc.
There was the weekly freak. George Ramirez came in wearing a beard that looked like something out of the 1800s. He looked the part and played it perfectly singing like he was completely tone deaf, but he wasn’t funny like the best of the Idol freaks. He was so distressed when his audition failed. Certainly this had to be a joke, but these people act so seriously upset about their failed audition that one has to believe they honestly think they have talent. Could they have watched the great talent on this show rise to the top and honestly think they had a prayer?
Jasmine Murray, from Starkville Mississippi, was good, but overly nasal and has no chance at serious contention.
Rounding out the talent was TK Hash, from Concord, North Carolina and Anne Marie Boskovich of Nashville, TN. Both talented, but not very memorable performers. They got put through to Hollywood, but we don’t see them getting far.
Overall, Jacksonville was DULL. There weren’t enough humorous blunderers and there weren’t enough standout talents to make Jacksonville memorable as an Idol episode. However, we did find one very unique talent and dubbed Joshua Ulloa of Beverly Hills, Fla the most unique talent of the auditions thus far. His voice was strong and his personality quirky enough to make him standout.
One major complaint, the show spent way to much time playing up to the joke talents and should have shown more winners than whiners. We really hate getting to Hollywood not having seen the bulk of the talent that makes it prior to the serious competition, and we would find it more enjoyable watching talent than people making fools out of themselves, unless, of course, they are crazed psychos or extreme sociopaths.