PSA: Don’t Anger The Wrong Guys, Or You Might End Up With A Pair Of Cement Shoes

When it comes to vintage crime noir movies, nothing is more iconic than the threat of giving someone a pair of cement shoes.

That is, encasing a person’s feet in concrete and dropping them into a body of water. While Hollywood co-opted this extreme form of mafia justice on the silver screen, it’s unclear exactly how widespread the practice has been throughout history.

But a recent story out of Brooklyn, New York, shows that when it comes to methods of disposal, the mafia says, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

Earlier this week, police discovered the body of a 28-year-old career criminal wrapped in black plastic bags on Manhattan Beach in Brooklyn. The man had his arms tied behind his back and his body was weighed down with cement shoes.

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New York City Chief of Detectives Robert Boyce told the press that the victim had his feet “submerged in poured concrete,” and that it was “obviously a homicide.”

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However, those pouring the concrete allowed a little too much air to get in during the process, which caused the body to float to the surface and wash up on the shore.

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Traditionally, cement shoes are made by putting a victim’s feet through the holes of a cinder block and then filling those holes with concrete, but buckets are also used. It’s unclear how exactly this victim’s “shoes” were constructed.

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(via DNA Info)

At the time of this writing, police have identified the man who was killed but are withholding his name until family members can be notified. Let this be a lesson to never cross someone who can legitimately threaten you with the possibility of using cement shoes.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/cement-shoes/

This Girl Is Taking Down Hipster Tinder One Profile At A Time

Behold the wonder of Tinder in Brooklyn.

1. Tinder can be a garbage wasteland to wade through. And nobody knows that better than Lindsay, the creator of the blog Tinder in Brooklyn.

 

Yes, that man is wearing nothing but pizza.

2. Lindsay, a law student, started the blog after noticing some truly troubling/mystifying Tinder profile pictures.

 

For instance, guys making rape jokes, or lighting pineapples on fire in non-fire-retardant clothing.

3. She went on Tinder to earnestly meet someone, but found “it’s kind of impossible to Tinder date in Brooklyn because this is what you get,” she told BuzzFeed Life.

 

Yes, I’d love to meet a guy who’s pointing a gun at me.

4. Lindsay also noticed a proliferation of guys using photos of themselves posing with African natives.

 

“Don’t use poverty tourism pics in your Tinder profile,” Lindsay told BuzzFeed Life. “Using kids to get a blow job? Are you fucking kidding me?”

5. But there were other consistent tropes, too. Like guys cuddling with cute animals.

 

And making pussy jokes about it.

8. And being just too creepy for words.

 

9. Lindsay says that though her blog focuses on the hipster guys of Brooklyn, she’s gotten emails from people around the world who’ve met similar folks in their Tinder searches.

 

“There’s hipster enclaves everywhere,” said Lindsay. “And that is kind of interesting. You’re not alone. It’s a struggle out there.”

BTW, Andrew’s shirt says “My life, my bike, my dick, my death,” which, YES.

10. But please, guys, whatever you do, don’t wear a mask in your Tinder photo. Especially not this one.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/this-girl-is-taking-down-hipster-guys-on-tinder-one-profile

5/21 So You Think You Can Dance Season 5 Opens 2-hour Show with Brooklyn and Denver Auditions

Season 5 of the Summer’s hottest show- So You Think You can Dance is here! The whole gang is back! After bearing with Ryan Seacrest (American Idol) and Tom Bergeron (Dancing with the Stars) for weeks and weeks, Cat Deely’s presence on TV is a pleasant change. She is always full of sunshine and delightful to watch. We can’t wait when she introduces the “jidges.”

Opening up the season, the two-hour show featured auditions held in Brooklyn, New York and Denver, Colorado.

“Nasty Nigel” is his old self. We’re almost positive SYTYCD just lost a good number of viewers upon hearing Nigel Lythgoe’s homophobic comments when two male dancers auditioned together as same-sex partners and have them do choreography to see them perform with female partners. He said that the same-sex partnering would “alienate” the audience. We think Nigel’s comment just alienated the viewers! In the end, after the choreography round, the two didn’t make the cut. (UPDATE on the “homophobia issue” here and the audition video)

Mary Murphy didn’t disappoint when she kicked off the show with her irritatingly loud scream from hell. Guest judges Tabitha and Napoleon D’umo are a couple to watch sharing their inputs in the New York auditions. They have done some really great choreography in Season 4; the most memorable dances were Katee Shean and Joshua Allen’s “No Air” and Mark Kanemura and Chelsie Hightower’s “Bleeding Love.”

photo credit: fox.com/dance
photo credit: fox.com/dance

Sonya Tayeh who was first introduced last season joined Nigel and Mary as guest judge in the Denver auditions at the second half of the show. She left a lasting impression for her jazz choreography of “The Garden” danced by Mark Kanemura and Courtney Galiano. Sonya seemed genuinely impressed with all the contemporary dancers who auditioned and couldn’t quite contain her excitement and awe. (Watch a clip of her first judging stint here.)

gabirojas_sytycdUnfortunately for us, we barely saw any of it as Fox is doing their fast forward thing again- showing quick montages of those who got in and holding back names and faces, yet spend a minute or two to highlight certain people with back stories.

Standouts in the New York and Denver auditions we got to see were amazing.

Gabi Rojas, 24 from Albuquerque NM is someone to watch out for. She received a standing ovation from most of the people inside the theater and from the judges after her audition dance. “If you are not in this year’s top 20, I’ll be surprised. One of the best auditions I’ve seen in five years,” says Nigel. (Watch audition video here)

brandon_natalieThere’s Natalie Reid, 23 from Seattle, WA who came so close last year to getting into the top 20 where it was between her and roommate Katee Shean and the judges eventually picked Katee after a dramatic split decision vote. Sonya Tayeh was left nearly breathless and speechless after Natalie’s audition performance. “Everything was so right. I’m dying… I’m your biggest fan. Your movement was so real… so sincere, didn’t want it to end. You’re really something to see. I hope you make it all the way,” explains Sonya to the misty-eyed Natalie. (Watch audition video here)

Then there’s Brandon Bryant, 19 of Miami, FL who had a similar fate getting the cut last season for a spot in the top 20 in favor of breakdancer Gev Manoukian. He danced so beautifully that Mary was in tears after the performance. And heck, she still gave out that horrific scream! “I have to say I have the greatest job in the whole world, to be able to sit some days and witness something I could never do in a million years. It’s just fabulous to see… technique, artistry, use of stage, intent, commitment. If you don’t make it to the top 20, I think I’ll just die this year,” Mary says tearfully. (Watch audition video here)

We definitely want to see these three make it to the top 20! Special mention goes out to Arielle Taylor, Nobuya Nagahama and Kellen Stancil.

Sample of the Mary Murphy Scream