Because who wants to hook up with a pathetic human?
1. Imhotep, The Mummy and The Mummy Returns
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: His body makes the 3,000-year wait for resurrection worth it.
Best Feature: His ability to conjure up a plague of locusts.
2. R, Warm Bodies
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: We know his heart won’t be the only thing working extra hard tonight.
Best Feature: His sensitive soul.
3. Laurie, Trick ‘r Treat
Why She’s Prime Banging Material: She’s a Red Riding Hood in the streets, and a wolf in the sheets.
Best Feature: Her teeth. She knows how to use them.
4. Master Gracey, The Haunted Mansion
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He can’t wait to reveal himself to you. And he has an entire mansion full of rooms to do it in.
Best Feature: His accent.
5. Billy Butcherson, Hocus Pocus
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He’s been waiting to use his mouth for too long.
Best Feature: His mouth, duh.
6. Female Cenobite, Hellraiser
Why She’s Prime Banging Material: Her unofficial nickname is “DeepThroat,” so do with that what you will.
Best Feature: Her composure.
7. Sully, Monsters, Inc.
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He’s the top scarer, so he knows all sorts of ways to make you scream.
Best Feature: His hunky physique.
8. Davy Jones, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: So many tentacles. So many possibilities.
Best Feature: Dat beard, though.
9. The Pale Man, Pan’s Labyrinth
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He’s got big hands, and an even bigger appetite.
Best Feature: His hands…his eyes…his hand-eyes?
10. Jennifer, Jennifer’s Body
Why She’s Prime Banging Material: She’d give one hell of a hickey.
Best Feature: Her ability to unhinge her jaw.
11. Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He can remove any part of his body with no consequence. Imagine the possibilities.
Best Feature: His swoonworthy singing voice.
12. Maurice, Little Monsters
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: You know he’ll have no trouble finding your bed in the dark.
Best Feature: He looks dashing in a leather jacket.
13. Scott Howard, Teen Wolf
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He’s a grower, not a shower.
Best Feature: How comfortable he is in his own skin. And fur.
14. Hellboy, Hellboy
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He’s literally hot as hell and ripped AF.
Best Feature: His Right Hand of Doom.
15. Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He’ll always come when you call.
Best Feature: His impeccable fashion sense. Obviously.
16. Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare on Elm Street
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He’s good with his hands.
Best Feature: He’s the only guy who can pull off a fedora.
17. Pennywise the Clown, IT
Why It’s Prime Banging Material: He’ll scare the pants off you. And you’ll like it.
Best Feature: He already knows your darkest secrets.
18. No Face, Spirited Away
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: You know that once he’s yours, he’s yours for life.
Best Feature: His generosity. Whether you want it or not.
19. Lipstick Face Demon, Insidious
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: He won’t be afraid to tell you when he wants it.
Best Feature: His muscles and dark complexion.
20. Santánico Pandemonium, From Dusk Till Dawn
Why She’s Prime Banging Material: Her feet look good enough to drink off of.
Best Feature: Her feet. You know why.
21. Brundlefly, The Fly
Why He’s Prime Banging Material: Because deep down, you know he’s still Jeff Goldblum.
Best Feature: Jeff Goldblum.
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