American Idol Top 9 Beatles Review: The Judges Truly Moved Us This Week…

And after we were done, washed our hands of American Idol as a viable venue for judging talent, and returned from the john, we sat down and tried to analyze what was clearly one of the worst weeks in Idol history from a performance and judging perspective.

One huge problem with this week was the Beatles theme. Out of approximately 400 Beatles songs, not including those done by the individual artists, the bulk of this hapless bunch picked the most overdone and/or boring possible.

But the worst part of all was not listening to the performances themselves, but listening to the judges bickering about style or suffering through the inconsistent and nonsensical comments after each performer had struggled through their respective debacle. (Note all the performers were not horrible, just most of them)

We are changing our rating scale this week. Normally we rate each performance on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being akin to glass being dragged across a chalk board, and 10 being a performance we would like to hear on the radio, or maybe even add to our personal collection!

This week, each artist butchered their particular song in their own special way save a couple. And the judges were clueless. Some of the comments made by this hapless lot prove these individuals are oxygen deprived and suffering from severe brain hemorrhage.

So, this week, we will rate the contestants from 1-10, 1 being the least likely to make their audience barf and 10 being the least likely to get their audience to turn off the radio for the rest of their life.

Before we begin, we send out a humble apology to Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr for the embarrassment American Idol has caused you, and we hope that John Lennon’s and George Harrison’s memorials can be repaired after the severe disturbances resulting as they continually rolled over in their graves.

1. Aaron Kelly – “The Long and Winding Road” – We were certain after this performance and after Aaron had to go first, he was certain to rank even below Tim Urban. Aaron picked this song because he has been deluded into believing he can sing. It is painful to watch him because he takes himself so seriously and we feel embarrassed, like when we watch a relative we know can’t hit a single note jump up at a wedding and do a karaoke performance of some outdated love song. This was pure pain because the song, while beautiful, requires an extremely strong artist, and was made popular by one of the best pop vocalists of all time. Aaron made it his own, entering a performance consistent with listening to the after lunch symphony in a men’s room. On a nauseating scale of 1-10, this rates an 8/10.

2. Katie Stevens – “Let It Be” – If you are going to pick a Beatles song, and you honestly believe you are going to compare to them in any way, you shouldn’t pick one of the biggest hits of all time. We don’t normally criticize song choice, but Katie proved we are wrong about that some of the time. For anyone to think they can perform this song well demonstrates a total lack of any understanding of music, or a total inability to grasp how insignificant the performance will be. Katie was far from unquestionable talent on this performance. After babbling and making idiotic comments about Aaron’s Long Whining Toad, the judges started actually arguing about whether this performance was a country or pop/R&B style. They are so clueless, and they get millions to embarrass both America and the worldwide audience. To add insult to injury, the judges liked this horrific, although on key performance, that sounded more like what we would hear during a mid-summer church service while we daydreamed about bolting for the beach as soon as the final note was over. On the nauseating scale of 1-10, Katie almost matched Aaron. (7/10)

3. Andrew Garcia – “Can’t Buy Me Love” – Andrew did a fun and inspiring performance of this song. We think it a bit too pop for his style, but he performed it extremely well and embarrassed the performers that went before him. So, what did the sub-80 IQ judges say? They dumped on it, except for the Ellen, our breath of fresh air. After we had been nauseated two consecutive times by performances upon which the judges commented positively, they bashed Andrew for what was one of his best stage performances of the season, and one we would love to hear on the radio. We can’t rate him up with Crystal this or any week, but he did not make us want to part with our lunch. (2/10)

4. Michael Lynche – “Eleanor Rigby” – We don’t like Michael, but he has a fantastic voice. So week after week, we have these moments where we are so disappointed he is doing well. We didn’t have to worry about it this week. Michael belted out the song alright; it just wasn’t Eleanor Rigby. We have no idea what it was. The judges idiotically claimed they could hear this on the radio. Hopefully not on any radio we listen to. Michael looked comical as he practically kissed the microphone during the performance looking as though if he inhaled he would accidentally consume the thing and have to be rushed to the hospital. This was a horrible performance. Michael destroyed a great song by making it his own. And the judges were clueless. On a nauseating scale of 1-10, (9/10)

5. Crystal Bowersox – “Come Together” –Crystal once again was the shining star. She was so far above the performers that went before her that we think she should go straight to the finals. The only negative comment this clueless bunch of judges could make was to say that it wasn’t her best performance, because there is nothing really negative to say at all, and the judges would do best to just say nothing at all. (1/10)

6. Tim Urban – “All My Loving” – Leave it to Tim to make All My Loving sound like a Ringo Starr song. He played guitar on this song, and it reminded us of a young child that had just finished his first year of guitar lessons and was finally playing for his parents for the first time. He took the song, which is fun and romantic and made it into a dull and senseless torture. After it was over, the judges appeared to be trying to convince the audience not to vote for him any more by actually praising this horrific disaster, even saying they could listen to it on the radio! On the nauseating scale of 1-10, Tim didn’t do all that badly, but only because Michael had been so completely nauseating. (7/10)

7. Casey James – “Jealous Guy” – Casey chose to do a John Lennon song, which we didn’t care for much. It wasn’t because he didn’t nail it, he did. It was because there are so many wonderful Beatles songs so why do an obscure Lennon tune. We could list at least 40 songs he could have done and demonstrated equal talent and the audience could have better identified with. Still, he had a driving performance and received great praise from the judges in their first successful attempt of the night to judge musical talent. So, Casey gets a 1/10 because he was far from nauseating, but we give Crystal the nod on what we would rather hear on the radio.

8. Siobhan Magnus – “Across the Universe” – Well, somebody should change Siobhan’s world this week. What in John Lennon’s name was she thinking? She butchered this song performing it as though it was a Beatles song being performed by a no talent high school opera singer. We weren’t totally nauseated as we were with Michael, but it was pretty sickening. (7/10)

9. Lee Dewyze – “Hey Jude” – Once again, a choice of one of the biggest hits of all time and that has been so overdone on this show and on television by artists that cannot hold a candle to the Beatles. So, what do we get out of Lee this week after some great performances we thought for sure would put him into our MP3 player? We get a boring and foolish off key performance in which a bag pipe player walks down the stairs to join him at the end. A bag pipe player. On Hey Jude. Did we say he was playing a bag pipe? Did we say he was wearing a Scottish kilt? Did we say how completely idiotic it made the performance? Still it was not as sickening as most. (6/10)

So, this week, we have to ship out those contestants most likely to send us rushing to the rest room.

Crystal, Casey and Andrew were great and did not rank among the toilet humor of this show. So, they are safe, thankfully, because we were running out of undigested food.

The rest were all horrible. The four most nauseating were, in this order:

1. Michael Lynche

2. Aaron Kelly

3. Tim Urban

4. Siobhan Magnus

If the audience listens to the judges, who were horrible and defied common sense this week, but still unfortunately influence votes, one of the best performers of the week, Andrew Garcia would go home, and the worst, Michael Lynche just cinched a place in the finals. That is how completely off the mark these judges were, and we hope the audience sees right through their fallacy of self importance.

Our bottom three have to come from the four above, which is almost in direct contrast to the judges’ stated opinions. These four were all horrible, but Michael stood out in the tidy bowl bunch, and if he doesn’t make the bottom three this week, just give him the million bucks, because no one can hear anyway and we can save time.

Aaron should have gone last week but he survived thanks to the tone deaf judges. Once again, they assisted him when they should have just plain out stated he stunk worse than Tim Urban has all season. He is in our bottom three for sure and we hope he doesn’t circle the bowl long before he gets flushed.

Tim Urban was as bad as always, but the Judges have started to actually praise him. Despite the fact that Tim’s haircut looks like it would be effective for cleaning the toilet, we think he wasn’t much worse than Siobhan. The judges praised his flatulent performance and could fool the audience into saving him again this week.

Siobhan was horrible this week and destroyed a great Beatles tune. We think this gal needs a wake-up call because she is good, but she has been butchering songs for several weeks now. If Tim isn’t in the bottom 3, or if Mike is saved because of the blind, deaf and dumb judges failing to flush him, Siobhan should kiss the bottom of the bowl this week.

All that said, we think Michael should go home. If Didi can be eliminated for a bad week, then Michael should go before he swallows a microphone. Didi had a real chance to make the top five if she had gotten to this week. This is exactly the style of music in which she excels. But she blew it on a bad performance last week. Michael blew it worse this week and should go. He shouldn’t be saved.

However, if we are rating the overall nausea factor over several weeks, we would like Aaron to go and would cheer as well if Tim were the chosen one.

Nuff said, we have to go clean up.

American Idol Top 10 Review: Consistency Wins, Popularity Rules and Tim Urban Stinks

We have weeks when we watch this show and feel we had no idea where the judges were coming from.  We have had weeks when we watch the show and feel we had no idea where the artists were coming from.  And we have had weeks when we watch the show and feel we had no idea where the producers were coming from.  They all screw up, and they all do great things at times, but this week, it was all cut and dry.

Let’s cut to it quick.

1.       Siobhan Magnus – “Through the Fire” by Chaka Khan – we like Siobhan and are from MA ourselves so would like to root for her.  But we find she is often over the top, and have said it before.  She has strong pipes, no doubt, but in this performance and many others, we feel she lacks maturity and also lacks the knowledge of her place in the world.  This song was underdone and off key some of the time and on pitch but overdone the rest.  While it was not an elimination performance, give it a week or two and it could be. (7/10)

2.       Casey  James – “Hold On, I’m Coming” by Sam and Dave – Casey  is a stationary band style performer that always looks like he is having fun.  He did a Huey Lewis song last week and we loved it, because that is the kind of performer we see in him.  Feeling it, hitting the notes consistently and having fun.  Still, he is just a tad too stationary.  So while his vocal is great and he gets our feet tapping, his posture is saying he has no idea how to handle the stage.  But this is common with many band performers because they aren’t the entire act, just the lead.  Once again this week, this “dawg” nailed it, and we would have cranked up the radio on this performance. (9/10)

3.       Michael Lynche – “Ready for Love” by india.arie – For a steroid worshiper, the voice Michael has is surprising.  He looks like a jock from the gym, which he is, and then comes out with these soulful moments that catch you off guard.  He has you shaking your head because things don’t seem right.  Like tonight, he was playing the guitar and his hand looks bigger than the body of the guitar.  His size is in direct contrast with those we would classify as great musical performers, and we think it will impact him.  Still, Shrek killed it again, despite being rather boring.  (8/10)

4.       Didi Benami – “What Becomes of the Brokenhearted” by Jimmy Ruffiin – We hope that the broken hearted only become broken for a week, because Did broke our heart this week. We find that when an artist says he or she performed  a song because it meant something to them or because it was for someone like their dead granny, the performance stinks.  We are not sure why; maybe it is because it sounds like they are doing it in their living room rather than for millions of people.  Didi contradicted her own performance claiming she was out of her style doing R&B, which we believe, but then she said how much the song meant to her.   None of it rang true.  She could have drawn this song into her style, and instead she adapted her style to the song, which failed miserably. Didi has that great off beat persona and style, and this week presented an amazingly weak performance with no beat or style.  We are torn, because we like Didi, but she stunk.   So should she get points for her prior performances?  We won’t do that…yet. (4/10)

5.       Tim Urban –“Sweet Love” by Anita Baker – the only possible savior for Didi this week is Tim.  He is just awful week after week.  His look is corny, his haircut atrocious, and we believe the teeny boppers even have to be getting tired of him.  This was a difficult song to sing, but most are difficult for Tim because he just isn’t that good.  But he does always “just have fun out there”. We see him as having zero chance of being a successful musical artist in any music style going forward.  So what do we do this week when he actually outperformed Didi despite being awful?  Sigh.  Well, he only outperformed her by a quarter point, so we will round down. (4/10)

6.       Andrew Garcia – “Forever” by Chris Brown – Now, we said Andrew had soul.  And the judges said, when he picked a soul song last week, it was a bad song choice.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  This guy has soul and can draw in his audience, but he has to get past the lack of confidence.  Soul is all about feeling and emotion and if you come across as timid, well, it is very difficult to express soul. This week Andrew had soul, felt and reflected it in his song, and drew a tear or two.  Great job Andrew and a winning performance.  Best performance of the season by Andrew and we would turn this one way up on the radio. (10/10)

7.       Katie Stevens – “Chain of Fools” by Aretha Franklin – Lack of maturity is something that does not always break a performer.  We have seen some great 17 year olds on this show that do not perform at all like children.  But no matter how you dress Katie up, no matter how sexy you make the presentation and no matter how seasoned the song, she still has trouble portraying maturity beyond that of Buffy the Vampire Slayer or the Power Rangers. Her vocal tonight was OK, but her sultry look drew a cringe because it wasn’t her.  Simon says she should do country music.  You know, that is kind of clever for her, because she looks silly trying to be a sexy adult at this juncture, but can belt out a tune.  A song that tells a story and that portrays her having fun, rather than making the audience feel she is attempting to seduce them, would be better and more believable.  Country offers that.  But we don’t like her much and think little will help to make this gal a star. (6/10)

8.       Lee DeWyze – “Treat Her Like a Lady” by Cornelius Brothers – This is one of the best Motown songs of all time. If you try to do it like the original, you are likely to lose, but if you go far off the original, you have to have great talent to get fans to like your version.    Lee has great talent.  This version was almost unrecognizable,  but if we heard this on the radio, we wouldn’t just crank it up, we would be Googling it to find out where we could buy it.  Lee has amazing creativity, a unique vocal style and a soulfulness to his sound that we just can’t resist.  And he is starting to get it, which makes him even more scary. (10/10)

9.       Crystal Bowersox – “Midnight Train to Georgia” by Gladys Knight and the Pips – Now, when someone like Crystal does Gladys Night and it sounds like the Pips are backing her up, you wonder if you have lost your bearing with  reality.  Crystal was attempting to step out of her box this week, and we understand that because the judges constantly encourage it.   But Simon is also right when he says if you have a winning style, stick with it.  We don’t want to see Crystal follow this week’s digression from her style and stray too far from her roots, because she is already fantastic.  We think she can play the piano in future performances, but  she has to be less focused on the instrument  Still, we can’t fault her for that here, because despite it all, her performance was brilliant.  And she made us actually want to listen to a Gladys Night song.  That is a major feat.  (10/10)

10.   Aaron Kelly – “Ain’t No Sunshine” by Bill Withers – Well, we were kind of hoping Aaron would go away on this performance.  While he offers a better vocal than Tim Urban, we see little hope of this boy being a performing artist.  He is dull, unbelievable and much too immature.  He makes the Janus Brothers look old.  And when he does an older song, it shows he only has hope at this juncture by trying to find some appeal as a teeny bopper, surrendering to the reality he will be used up by the time he is 19.  Aaron was off key and will never win this competition, but was not as bad as Didi or Tim.  (5/10)

OK, we were dead on last week in our calls.  We called the bottom three and the loser.  Let’s see how we do this week.

The tie for last place is between Tim and Didi.  This is a shame, because Didi can be so great if she gets back to that off beat style we love her for.  When she uses that style and doesn’t get wrapped up in the nonsense about the song meaning a lot to her, we like her.  You can take things too seriously, and Didi was a major victim of it this week.  Her saving grace this week is that Tim is hard to take seriously at all as is Aaron.

We can’t see any of these three being a winner this year, or any year, but we can see Didi having a career with her style.  We see no hope at all for Aaron and Tim and feel they are both destined for obscurity.

We are tempted to say Bye Bye to Di Di, but Tim is the least talented in the group and the only explanation for his presence on this stage is votefortheworst.com.  We think that will end this week and Tim will go home.  But Didi is in trouble, and if Tim or Aaron draw teeny-bopper votes, we could see her go.

The only thing we are certain of is that they make up the bottom three.

So we hope to say bye bye to Tim, who we think should go.  We wouldn’t mind seeing Aaron go, but he was better than Tim this week.  And we want Didi to stay because she has style, but you know what?  Didi isn’t likely to last more than another week or two anyway.

They all get to go on tour now anyway?  So until you get to the top 5, this is all kind of meaningless.  And none of these three, unless something dramatic changes, are top 5 material.

Did American Idol just prove our ‘Roommate Elimination’ conspiracy theory?

This is too good to be true or in this case too bad to be true for American Idol. Couldn’t they be any more obvious?

Tonight’s Top 11 results proved two things. First America got it right to eliminate Paige Miles. After her shaky rendition of the worst song
pick of the night (sang almost every season!) “Against all Odds” which she accepted openly as a ‘poor performance,’ she deserved to go. Against our will, Tim Urban makes it on tour despite mediocre talent or lack thereof and we can only blame Paige for not fighting her right to stay in the competition!

That leads us to second, we have been speculating on a conspiracy theory that we caught on from exit interviews of eliminated contestants and call us crazy but we didn’t make this up, since Top 24- almost all of the contestants who are roommates or become roommates get eliminated!

We would like to hear an explanation from American Idol! If you know a mathematician or statistician, please ask them, what are the odds of this happening?!! If the contestants fate rely on the people’s vote week after week, how does one explain the phenomenon of having two roommates go on the same night?! Not once did this happen, not twice but four times! Doesn’t that sound downright puzzling?

American Idol may have committed yet another oversight and blunder by letting the idols talk about who they’re rooming in with. It wouldn’t even raise a flag if (sorry Lilly!) Lilly Scott didn’t stir the pot calling it strange. She opened the proverbial Pandora box! When asked, what her expectations were going into the results show, she candidly replied:

“You know, the people I thought were going to go home were completely different than the people that left, including myself. It’s really strange things, like people that are roommates have gone home on the same night. It’s really strange.

Katelyn and I were roommates and Todrick and Alex were roommates and Janell and Ashley were roommates … but that might be a twist of fate, and how it works out, I don’t know.”

These people were eliminated on the same night and were roommates:

1. Ashley Rodriguez/Janell Wheeler – booted Top 24
2. Katelyn Epperly/Lilly Scott – booted Top 16
3. Alex Lambert/Todrick Hall- booted Top 16

Could it be that John Park and Jermaine Sellers ended up being roommates when they were axed during the Top 20? Obviously, when Haeley Vaughn was eliminated during Top 20- she was roommates with her mother since she’s under 18. Haeley was paired with Michelle Delamor to go that night. Michelle was roommates with Crystal Bowersox at the start of Top 24 until she was gone on Top 20 night.

Katie Stevens who is 17, is roommates with her mom.

But can it really be that out in the open, happening before our very eyes?

It gets better!

When Lacey Brown was eliminated, she revealed that she was roommates with Paige Miles!!! We suggested the idea that maybe Paige will go home this week BUT shoved it because we really wanted Tim Urban gone!! We thought Idol would play the 5 girls, 5 guys card going on the Summer tour this season- which could have meant Tim goes and Paige stays.

Then again, it would have broken up Idol’s current rooming arrangements… How hard is it to pack and move when as we understand, the contestants only get to have one suitcase?

Follow the source and continue reading here…

American Idol 9 Top 11 Performance Review: it’s time to turn the ‘Paige’!

Hey, we’re here! We decided to start covering American Idol when it is down to the more serious contenders in the competition. We watched the early episodes of the whole season 9 but was not impressed. Clearly, there is no Adam Lambert this year.

It is time for the judges to realize that each artist is different, and that the “choice of song” excuse they use for criticizing people is so far off the mark that it has become a joke to the viewing audience. In the first two years of “24” they constantly used the phrase “focus”. The writers caught on people were making fun of them and adjusted, but these judges appear oblivious for their own good.

Ellen Degeneres brings a new feel to the judges and certainly is an amazing comedienne, capable of introducing spontaneous comedy and laughter out of the show while also stating her opinion. What we like about her is she often does not judge the music, but the performance. And she has more experience performing for an audience than any of the silly judges that sit beside her.

The thing is people do it right, people do it wrong, but there is no “wrong song”. The greats can do anything and have you begging for more, and supposedly that is what this show is supposed to be about. Finding the greats.

As bad as the judges were this week, let’s cut to the chase.

1. Lee Dwyze (Boxtops) “The Letter” – Lee has a haunting soulful voice. The closest comparison we can come up with in recent history is the lead singer for Sister Hazel. The sound is so similar at times, we were ready to buy their new album. Lee belts it out, has fun and is unique. We like almost everything about him, but he needs a band to have the stage presence he needs. That is something this show badly misses. When a lead singer stands out, they are treating him or her as a soloist. Lee belongs in a band and if he chooses the right path, that is where he will soar. (8/10)

2. Paige Miles (Phil Collins) “Against All Odds” – The judges were right that Paige was way off the mark here, but they missed the reason. It wasn’t song choice. She stunk. She was off key and did not hit a single note. She was nervous, pitchy, and dull. No top ten here. (3/10)

3. Tim Urban (Queen) “Crazy Little Thing Called Love”– OK, so we aren’t big fans of Tim. He is a cheap version of Bobbie Sherman, and just not as cute. His haircut is goofball and outdated. His look with the sneakers and sport jacket was downright shabby. And then he takes on Freddie Mercury???. Freddie was one of the greatest rock singers of all time. Even the best can’t approach his amazing abilities. So, take an average guy like Tim, and all it does is make him sound corny. Tim is a poor and immature performer with a middle of the road voice. He can’t tackle Donny Osmond, let alone Freddie. (4/10)

4. Aaron Kelly (Aerosmith) “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” – We hate it when the judges pander to a performer. When David Archuletta would have a bad week or forget the words, they would roll over and say how great he sang the one word he remembered. Unlike David, Aaron is not good. He didn’t miss the lyric, but he is pitchy (off key) and has no personality. We don’t like him, we don’t care much for his voice, but he was better than deserving elimination this week. What was disgusting though was his statement that he has tonsillitis. Dude, if you have it, you won’t survive weeks without major treatment. Go get some ice cream and quit this show. If you are lying, it will come out. The treatment takes weeks or even months. (5/10)

5. Crystal Bowersox (Janis Joplin) “Bobby McGee”– Crystal is the purest crystal of all. She is a diamond that emerged from the ashes this season. There is no doubt with every performance she is the best. We love Janis Joplin’s version of Bobby McGee, and Crystal did it on par with Janis. None of the stars on this show to date have performed on par with the professionals, except for Crystal, and it happens every week. Bravo. (10/10)

6. Michael Lynche (Percy Sledge/Michael Bolton) “When a Man Loves a Woman” – We don’t like Michael when he overperforms. He is huge and it looks like a Shrek performance when he awkwardly bounces about the stage. Yet he has a loveable quality about him, so as long as we aren’t placing our hands over our face in embarrassment, we have to admit, this man can sing. Tonight he was much more still, and he belted out his performance like a pro. He felt it, he brought soul to it and you know what? He killed it. (9/10)

7. Andrew Garcia (Smokey Robinson/Creedence Clearwater) “I heard it through the grapevine”– Another case of Idol not even knowing the source of the song, let alone knowing if it is the right one. The idiotic comments that came after the misguided introduction by Ryan Seacrest made us shake our heads. First, this is not a Marvin Gaye song as Ryan introduced it. This song was written by Norman Whitfield and Barrett Strong in 1966, the single was first recorded by Smokey Robinson & the Miracles. It was a huge hit done again by Creedence Clearwater Revival 34 years before Marvin did his version. Marvin did a version of it in 2004, but it is NOT a Marvin Gaye song any more than it is Andrew Garcia’s. As far as Andrew’s performance? It was horrible. The judges said it was a bad song choice (the standard nonsense they spew when they have no idea why it was bad). It was a perfect choice for Andrew. It is a soul song, and Andrew is all about soul. It is his style. But he was dressed dumb, he performed it with no soul (where did it go Andrew?) and he was stiff throughout. It came across as “Revenge of the Nerds” do Motown. (5/10)

8. Katie Stevens (Fergie) “Big Girls Don’t Cry”– Fergie is amazing. So, please, if you are going to sing her biggest hit, at least be on key. Katie was off key throughout the song. If Paige hadn’t been so horrible, we would place her last and yet the judges praised her, suggesting they need hearing aids. We do admit she looked fantastic, which is a major improvement over past attempts at mass appeal, but she has no recording voice and is lucky to be in the top 10 in a weak year. (4/10)

9. Casey James (Huey Lewis and the News) “Power of Love”– When the judges miss a performance, which is common, it is because they just don’t get the performance. Huey Lewis was all about fun on stage and Casey brought it. We loved him this week. The judges were less enthusiastic, but we believe they never saw Huey in person. Now, granted, without the backup vocals and harmony, Casey could not be equivalent to Huey, but he nailed this song. And the judges were grasping for why he didn’t sound the same as Huey WITHOUT the News. We got “news”. The artists are not all soloists and we feel Casey is another great band lead. (9/10)

10. Didi Benami (Linda Ronstadt) “You’re No Good” – People often don’t get Didi. She is off beat and unique. Listen to artists like Lenka, Meiko, or Vanessa Carlton. Our closest analogy though is Suzanne Vega with her haunting song about Luka. If Didi did that song, we are certain, she would haunt the audience voting for her. The judges don’t get it either. The issue here is sound quality and recordability. Didi has it and performed wonderfully, and yet the judges criticized her about song choice. Wow, how wrong could they be??!! She nailed her performance and was top notch. Perhaps the song is dated, but the performance was far from. (8/10)

11. Siobhan Magnus (Stevie Wonder) “Superstition”– Now, sometimes we believe that a performer did not concoct his/her name (or tattoo), and they are just unique. This name, though, is almost concocted. Siobhan is not the amateur she pretends to be and we expect that to come out. The woman can scream and belt out a song, but other than the scream this week, she was rather dull. (7/10)

Well, it all comes down to the person that was the worst…right? That is unless you believe the unendingly dull website “votefortheworst.com” that suggests everyone should vote for the worst performer. But even then, only one can be at the bottom.

We don’t believe in any talent contest you should vote for the worst just because some dull website scrounging for hits says you should, but hey, YMMV. Such a suggestion would have the “next to the worst” get eliminated each week until you could stand the worst no longer.

What we do believe, and it plays out by the end of almost every year, is that talent will rule supreme and those that don’t have it, will fall by the wayside. There are some reasons we believe some of the seemingly best talents do not win. We believe the most common are the great band leads. Daughtry is our prime example. He is great with a rock band, but you don’t want to hear him sing a Stevie Wonder solo. We do feel this show does do some of these “band” performers a disservice.

Our biggest critical comment of the judges to date though has been hypocrisy. The judges often say, as a contestant is eliminated, that it is just the beginning. Then, week after week, they state BEFORE the elimination, how losing could be the end of their dream or career. It is like they cannot hear themselves.

The gist of it, though, is you can be on week to week, and then miss one week and lose. You can be a fantastic band rocker like Daughtry and lose because you are asked to sing an “out of character” Elvis solo. You can be “off beat” and the judges don’t get it, so you lose because they beat you up week after week. But in the end, the audience knows. And we all know. The hits don’t lie.

We won’t get into who we think are the most recordable voice this season. We saw one eliminated recently, but we didn’t think she should win this year; we just find her voice catchy and memorable. What we will say so far is that there are some major talents in this group, but the froth is only bringing out one as the leader so far. You already know who that is, so we will not go any further.

Bye bye Paige.

American Idol 9 Andrew Garcia, Casey James and Katie Stevens lead the most fans in Facebook

Just for kicks we searched the names of all the Top 24 American Idol Season 9 contestants in Facebook and compared fan numbers. We weren’t surprise to see that Andrew Garcia (35,513), Casey James (23,583) and Katie Stevens (20,255) show the most number of fans with a combined total of 79,351 fans as of February 28th. These numbers were most likely related to the three doing so well in the Audition and Hollywood week, and not so much on their Top 24 performances. Good for them, they were the Idol producers’ favorites as well as the judges’ early picks- they had the most air time among all the contestants!

Surprise, surprise John Park comes in 4th with 18,370 fans. If we were judging based on his dry “God Bless the Child” Top 24 performance, we would have booted him and saved Joe Munoz instead! Poor Joe, he showed very little exposure on Idol that his cute Jason Mraz “You and I Both” didn’t save him from being cut. He’s got 2,049 fans on Facebook. Fifth in line with most fans is teeny-bopper crush material Aaron Kelly with 17,269.

Didn’t the judges openly admit they want a girl to win this year? While Facebook fan numbers isn’t necessarily a good predictor of who is going to win this season or who is leading on the Idol stage, it is somewhat close an indicator on who will at least make it to the top 12 to go on tour! The low turnout of fan numbers may also very well say that if something as easy as clicking a button on Facebook (“become a fan”) couldn’t do it, then people are not going to spend time and money to text the contestants number or push the dial on the phone.

The Top 12 American Idol Contestants based on number of Facebook fans:

Guys:

1. Andrew Garcia (35,513)
2. Casey James (23,583)
3. John Park (18,370)
4. Aaron Kelly (17,269)
5. Tim Urban (10,449) really? we thought he should “apologize” for his sloppy performance on AI night.
6. Lee DeWyze (8,211) dark horse among the guys!
7. Jermaine Sellers (6,250)

Girls:

1. Katie Stevens (20,255) sing contemporary, age appropriate songs and you’ll keep the lead.
2. Crystal Bowersox (9,810) the rocker mom’s got the nod!
3. Didi Benami (8,404) If you have the urge, please do not sing Colbie Caillat or Sara Bareilles, UNLESS you make a new arrangement of the songs; they’re too SAFE and easy and they’ve been so overplayed people are tired of hearing their songs. Surprise us!
4. Lacey Brown (7,019) she better do well on her next performance. the audience might not be forgiving the second time!
5. Siobhan Magnus (6,095) – dark horse among the girls!
6. Katelyn Epperly (5,144)
7. Lilly Scott (3,085) we think she should be in the top 12 but perhaps she is too “Indie” for an Idol platform so she’s not getting enough fans?

A twist is that Tyler Grady (8,191) has more fans than Jermaine or Alex and he was cut. Janell Wheeler (3,126) and Ashley Rodriguez (4,548) have more fans than Lilly Scott and they were both cut. If it isn’t too early to predict that the next to go are Michael Lynche (1,258): he’s a mediocre a capable singer really but lacks star quality; his backstory brought him to the Top 24 and/or Todrick Hall (4,353): takes too much risks! and or Alex Lambert (4,852): too uncomfortable on stage; can’t fight off the nerves and it shows in his face!

The next to go in the girls might or could be Michelle Delamor (1,559), too sound-alike, good voice but not enough and or Paige Miles (3,816): Simon really likes her but a lot of people do not know her well. Like Michelle, she didn’t get enough exposure during the audition and Hollywood week and or Haeley Vaughn (2,088): Haeley, dear Haeley, we would have voted you off based on that shrilly “I want to hold your hand” performance. You are the weakest link.

Any of them could go and they will not be missed on the Idol stage… Prove us wrong you guys!

Who Got Eliminated in American Idol Top 24 Season 9?

Watch out for this section.

This updates every week and fills in the eliminated contestant/s as soon as we get them until we reach the final three to reveal your next American Idol.

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES if you don’t want to see their name/s here.

Top 24, Season 9

LEE DEWYZE is THE AMERICAN IDOL!!!

Crystal Bowersox is 2nd runner-up!!!

casey james

Casey James, 27
Eliminated 5/19

Why, we aren’t surprise?! Idol’s been gearing a Lee-Crystal Finale for several weeks now…

Michael Lynche, 26

Eliminated 5/12

Aaron Kelly, 16
Eliminated, 5/5

Siobhan Magnus, 19!!!

Eliminated, 4/28


Tim Urban, 20 (Finally!!!!!)

Eliminated, 4/21 Top 10


Katie Stevens, 17

Eliminated, 4/14 Top 10


Andrew Garcia, 24

Eliminated, 4/14 Top 10

The judges used the save on Michael Lynche so no one goes home this week, April 7. Next week, they will eliminate two people.

Michael Lynche didn’t deserve the save. Didi Benami did. What a shame.


Didi Benami, 23

Eliminated, 3/31 Top 10


Paige Miles, 24

Eliminated, 3/24 Top 11


Lacey Brown, 24

Eliminated, 3/17 Top 12


Lilly Scott, 20

Eliminated, 3/11 Top 16


Alex Lambert, 19

Eliminated, 3/11 Top 16


Todrick Hall, 24

Eliminated, 3/11 Top 16


Katelyn Epperly, 19

Eliminated, 3/11 Top 16


Haeley Vaughn, 16

Eliminated, 3/4 Top 20


Michelle Delamor, 22

Eliminated, 3/4 Top 20


John Park, 21

Eliminated, 3/4 Top 20


Jermaine Sellers, 27

Eliminated, 3/4 Top 20

Ashley Rodriguez, 22

Eliminated, 2/25 Top 24


Joe Munoz, 20

Eliminated, 2/25 Top 24

Janell Wheeler, 24

Eliminated, 2/25 Top 24

Tyler Grady, 20

Eliminated, 2/25 Top 24

Your American Idol Season 9 Top 24!

After weeks of determined but mostly delusional auditioners, the final judgment is upon us as Season 9's Top 24 are officially announced. Yesterday's episode rolled out seven contenders. Tonight, we learned the identities of the other 17.

Read on for the full list…

1. Michael Lynche

2. Didi Benami

3. Katelyn Epperly

4. Casey James

5. Aaron Kelly

6. Lee Dewyze

7. Todrick Hall

8. Janell Wheeler

9. Tyler Grady

10. Lacey Brown

11. Ashley Rodriguez

12. Alex Lambert

13. Joe Munoz

14. Crystal Bowersox

15. Katie Stevens

16. Lilly Scott

17. Siobhan Magnus

18. Michelle Delamor

19. Jermaine Sellers

20. John Park

21. Haeley Vaughn

22. Andrew Garcia

23. Tim Urban

24. Paige Miles

–Shirley Halperin

Follow Idol Tracker on Twitter

Videos Credit: Fox

Profile Spotlight on American Idol 9 hopeful Lillian “Lilly” Scott

Lilly is in the Top 24!

Name: Lillian “Lilly” Scott
Age: 20
Back story: She is a sandwich maker. Was a former member of an unsigned Indie band called “Varlet”
Hometown: Denver/Boulder, Colorado
Audition City: Denver
Fun facts: Lilly Scott sang the National Anthem at Mile High Stadium when she was only 5 years old! Despite her hair color and style, she’s not a punk rocker.

Hollywood Round 1: “Lullaby of Birdland” by Ella Fitzgerald

Hollywood Interview

Lilly Scott is on Myspace (Profile set on private).