‘Gay bike conspiracy’? Alec Baldwin’s biking arrest is ‘fun for everybody’! [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/Ianscotthowland/status/466223395299135488

Every so often, the gods of schadenfreude smile upon us. This is one of those times.

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/466239278620889089

More from The New York Post:

A source told Page Six, “Alec was riding his bicycle the wrong way on Fifth Avenue this morning and, when he was stopped by police, he didn’t have ID, so he was handcuffed and arrested. It is not known where he is now or if he is still in police custody.”

According to InTouch Weekly, which first broke the story:

An eyewitness tells the mag the 56-year-old was “calm and quiet” while he was cuffed and put in the back of the police car, though another onlooker said he “went ballistic on the cops, screaming at them” earlier during the altercation.

http://twitter.com/#!/Neal_Dewing/status/466236638377807872

One thing’s for certain: Alec Baldwin is the gift that keeps on giving.

http://twitter.com/#!/joelcifer/status/466238002298376193

The @nypost newsroom when Alec Baldwin news breaks  on Twitpic

We’re with them. This is gold, Jerry. Gold!

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/466235390299369472
http://twitter.com/#!/BrittWhitmire/status/466239196089167872

What's in your wallet? Better be bail money.

nydailynews.com/entertainment/…

@TwitchyTeam— Adam Wood (@nashvltravelguy) May 13, 2014

Teehee!

http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/466242303309672448
http://twitter.com/#!/ejkoolkid13/status/466239875550044160
http://twitter.com/#!/dcbigjohn/status/466237923374157824
http://twitter.com/#!/duchessrebecca/status/466254767556022272
http://twitter.com/#!/CorcoranNYC/status/466249278537486336
http://twitter.com/#!/CK1Blogs/status/466250390926024704
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/466234695093854208

You’d think so, wouldn’t you? But not yet, apparently. Get on that, NYC!

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/466244553419542528

True. Story.

http://twitter.com/#!/JosephMiner/status/466249887903141888

Amen to that.

Just one word of advice to the perpetually pissed-off pedaler:

http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/466239837998436352

Heh.

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Update:

‘Thar he blows’! Alec Baldwin unloads on NYC’s ‘carnival of stupidity’ after arrest

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Alec Baldwin

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/13/gay-bike-conspiracy-alec-baldwins-biking-arrest-is-fun-for-everybody-pic/

‘Ain’t hurting anyone but ducks’: Larry the Cable Guy goes to bat for Phil Robertson

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413714623250976769

Larry the Cable Guy has never been shy about speaking his mind, and today, he’s defending the right of “Duck Dynasty” star Phil Robertson to do the very same:

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413715992913510400
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413716820827181057
http://twitter.com/#!/KTrueplayer/status/413717405156655105
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413718975646683137

Truth!

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413719559942578177
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413719838515679232

Neither Phil nor his family have anything to apologize for.

http://twitter.com/#!/DoomsDaddy/status/413719742411595776
http://twitter.com/#!/KTrueplayer/status/413719759885066240
http://twitter.com/#!/RDTheArchitect/status/413720017365393408

(Worth noting that Glenn Beck has offered the Robertsons a home at TheBlaze TV.)

http://twitter.com/#!/KTrueplayer/status/413720175238590465
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413722471863312384

Bingo. The beauty of choice is that you get to, you know, choose. Don’t like it? Find something else.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413722967927836672
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413725298677387265
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413726818764455936
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413727244666671104

Yep. Robertson knows that ultimately, he answers to God. Not to the Outrage Police.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413728063269007360

Heh.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413728956232531968

Phil Robertson has made clear time and time again that his faith and family are what truly matter to him.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413730598700593152
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413731291461218304
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413731944015601664

We live in the Age of Pajama Boy.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413732463786344448

Correct. As Robertson said, “I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.” There’s nothing remotely offensive about preaching love for mankind.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413732827134296065

The sin of omission.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413733275417735170
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413733565205991424
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413733936838483968

Exactly. A&E was aware of the Robertsons’ strong religious beliefs from the get-go. The fact that the network is caving to pressure from pot-stirring groups like GLAAD is just plain pathetic — and cowardly.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413734345380098048
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413734712088494082
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413735111977607168
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413735256693694464
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413735767987740672
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413736084749557760
http://twitter.com/#!/Papa7326/status/413732394357641216
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413736386001268736

Beautifully put.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413736752184967168
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413737664978747392
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413737956659441664
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413739590906691584
http://twitter.com/#!/MelissaVA76/status/413737032100618240

That’s what you get when you allow political correctness to be mistaken for basic human decency.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413739772041887744

Trolls gonna troll, of course:

http://twitter.com/#!/JasonHultgrien/status/413743812838555648

Puh-leeze.

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413747743245733889
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413748962794168322

No it isn’t. At least not in the America we know.

Parting words:

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413756615809327104
http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/413756960560152576

Amen. Git-R-Done!

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Related:

Telling! Geraldo ‘supports’ suspended A&E’s ‘Duck Dynasty’ star with typical smug jackassery

Actor Chris Ashworth decries Phil Robertson’s suspension, holds fast to faith

Tolerance bullies? Nailed! Larry Elder puts A&E’s ‘Duck Dynasty’ move in damning context

Piers Morgan: First Amendment shouldn’t protect ‘vile bigots’ like ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson

We see what you did there! Dennis Miller blasts Phil Robertson suspension as only he can

Jim Geraghty crushes A&E’s Phil Robertson suspension with shattering question, idea [pic]

Biblical bam! Fox News’ Father Jonathan makes key point on Phil Robertson’s suspension

How ’bout that? A&E still cashing in on suspended ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson

Dastardly ‘duckophobes’! Greg Gutfeld highlights absurdity of Phil Robertson suspension

‘Major backlash’: #StandWithPhil hashtag supports ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson, slams A&E

@BoycottAETV gaining followers fast after A&E suspends Phil Robertson of ‘Duck Dynasty’

Self awareness fail: Cable net that hired Alec Baldwin offended by ‘homophobic’ Phil Robertson

Sarah Palin blasts A&E’s suspension of Phil Robertson; Declares free speech ‘endangered species’ [pic]

A&E suspends ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson; Katie Pavlich, others rip ‘crap’ decision

Selective outrage: GLAAD slams Phil Robertson after letting Alec Baldwin slide

Twitchy coverage of Larry the Cable Guy

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/19/aint-hurting-anyone-but-ducks-larry-the-cable-guy-goes-to-bat-for-phil-robertson/